party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

Dimanche le premier mariage gay sera célébré a Mt Pellier avec Mme le maire. C’est hyper sécurisé, pire qu’un aéroport. Mais c’est la que c’est quelqu’un de la famille qui en poignarde un des deux avec un couteau ou meme fourchette de table..